Bright Shiny Moon

I have fallen on the ground

I fell over a Beagle Hound

I split my pants as you can see

I hid behind an old oak tree

I ran as far as I could go

I hid high and I hid lowIf you see me do not glance

I just want to change my pants

I stooped behind an old tree stump

Just so I could hide my rump

If you see me please beware

You might see my underwear

I am running like a flash

I fell into my neighbor's trash

I just hope I get home soon

And cover this bright shiny moon